Saturday, February 13, 2010

Have a laugh!


Teacher: Sarai, go to the map and find North America.
Sarai: Here it is.
Teacher: Good. Now class, who can tell me who discovered America?
Class: Sarai

Teacher: Tirso, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Tirso: Me!

Teacher: Jorge, how do you spell crocodile?
Jorge: c-o-r-c-h-o-d-a-i-l
Teacher: Wrong!
Jorge: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Omar, how do you always manage to get so dirty?
Omar: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: David, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
David: A teacher.

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