Poopsenders - The Ultimate Gag Gift. Sweet Revenge at its finest

Looking for a great gag gift? Has some one really pissed you off? Don't get mad, GET EVEN. Send that special some one a big stinky pile of poop.

GUARANTEED ANONYMOUS

We will send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages you have ever seen. We have several varieties of poop that we can send, including a special poop of the month. Go to the order page to see what's on special this month. 

The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:

To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend

Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn

For your mean boss

For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off

A Last minute gift for some one who has everything

A gag gift

For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg

To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D

Some one left you negative feedback on your auction

You just don't like them

Does it have to be anonymous?
Yes. We guarantee it. Now if you want to wait about a week after ordering your package and call or e-mail that special someone and ask them if they just got a special package that is up to you, but rest assured we will never tell.

When will my package be delivered?

Your package will leave our facility within 3 - 5 days of being ordered. Most delivery times to anywhere in the continuous USA are 2 - 3 days. Sorry, but we no longer offer international shipping.

Is it real poop?

Only the mad scientist that packs this stuff in the back room knows for sure and he wouldn't tell us, but we do know this, it really smells bad back there, he is mixing up shit, and he does visit the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. (We also don't want the delivery company to actually know what kind of shit they're delivering.) We can assure you that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will get the point across to your intended victim.

Can I send more than one at a time?

Sure, we can do bulk orders. Please use the contact form for such requests.

Can I send a custom message in the poop?

No, for legal reasons we do not allow customer created notes to be sent in the packages. Each package contains the following business card, right in the poop! When they see the front of the card they will have to open the bag releasing the nasty aroma and dig it out of the poop only to find this on the back:

Front                                                   Back

Customer Testimonials:

I sent a pile of poop to my neighbour that lets her dog shit in everybody's yard. She must have gotten the message because now she carries a plastic bag around with her and actually cleans up after the dog. She never did that before. Thanks for a job well done. Mary - San Francisco, CA 

Greatest gag gift ever. I sent one to my jackass brother in law and the whole family found out about it and they are all teasing him. He doesn't know who it came from. He's so pissed off it's great. It makes for charming Sunday dinner conversation. Anonymous - Harrisburg, PA 

This is a gift that every asshole neighbour should get. Your neighbour Trenton NJ 

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Legal Information

By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following:
You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. PoopSenders.com liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this web site agree to release PoopSenders.com its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

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